Tuesday 29 October 2013

WELL WELL JUSTIN MILEY BEIBER GOES FULL MAKE OVER TRANNY.

Well they are endlessly unmistakable those corny make-over features. 
S'pose it could be MILEY BEIBER but no its JUSTIN. 
We sure need more local toilets.  
Anyway its endlessly pedestal time 
in BEIBER CYRUS land
and you can kinda see why 
UNFORTUNATELY!!
See previous blogspot re I hope MILEY BEIBER 
never tries to drive round SAUDI ARABIA.

And which pop culture football team are we talking about?
Simples - BROWNSTUFF UNITED. 

Saturday 26 October 2013

CAN YOU HELP "TOILET WATCH" EXTEND ITS SUPPORT FOR SAUDI WOMEN DRVERS.

CLICK on IMAGE to increase size-wise the said drivers bravery.
This woman was seen driving today in SAUDI ARABIA

In the above motor if you know who
the woman driver was please please please send details 
so that STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH 
can fully communicate its support for her incredible bravery. 

After fully checking it's clear that this foto was NOT TAKEN 
in the (could be thought) largely SAUDI suburb of 
CHURCH STREET MARKET 
(off London's EDGEWARE ROAD)
in which busy traffic wise vicinity you do see
fully covered presumably (!!) women drivers .

For further info re SAUDI WOMEN DRIVING click.HERE

It's just possible the above foto is of a Saudi Regime 
"Anti Demonstrations Unit Undercover Cop" driver.
There is no implied suggestion that hoodwinked kids
have been procreated so as to retain the officers cover.  

Friday 25 October 2013

STOCKWELL. PARAMEDICS FOTO MUCH TOO LOVELY TO IGNORE.

Well the DAILY MIRROR ran a lovely feature HERE and this foto was included. 
CLICK on foto to greatly enlarge and ENJOY. 

Fantastic. Its two and half years since the gun toting
BMX morons made their idiotic masked-up raid 
and as they were all male our CLAPHAM CELEBRITY 
who recently did porridge - HERE - never got to meet them or they her. 
Anyway a really lovely foto - open the embedded MIRROR link above
 and read. Thank you DAILY MIRROR for publishing.  

Meanwhile in ultra moron land BOORISH BORIS
is massively headline bent on introducing
electronic BIKES FOR HIRE -
aparently after endless centuries 
Londoners cant manage the LONDON ALPS. 
BORISH JOHNSON wot a moron.  
And of course the economy is supposed to be well skint 
but not for TORY bonkers BOORISH.   

Tuesday 15 October 2013

YAWN. CLAPHAM CELEB VICKY PRYCE ON "WOMEN IN PRISON".

What a bore local CELEB VICKY PRICE droning on in the 
various media about women in prison. 
What on earth is she saying that's new? 
Judgeing from media coverage Zero. 
And why didn't she bang away about the topic long before 
getting her porridge?  And I mean "LONG BEFORE".

The ex inmate/ inmate organisation banging away on behalf of incarcerated women - 
WOMEN IN PRISONLINK HERE - established in 1983 
has been - and still is - banging away at the problem. 

Early Seventies libertarian CLAPHAM PUBLICATIONS
INSIDE STORY - and WILDCAT - also regularly banged away 
about the problem despite the reformist 
HOWARD LEAGUE FOR PENAL REFORM  
being based locally hereabouts in SOUTH WEST LONDON. 

PRYCE isn't saying anything very special.

OWEN JONES in the INDEPENDENT gave PRYCE a biggy today and altho
somewhat critical of her stance he refers to the HOWARD LEAGUE
but no far more radical anti prison networks etcetera - link HERE.
      

Monday 7 October 2013

NEW "SWANKY" BRIXTON TOILETS BIGGY - EXPENCE NO PROBLEM.

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LEFT CLICK on the above to ENLARGE and PERUSE.

The current edition of the SOUTH LONDON PRESS (October 4 - page 9)
reports on a BRIXTON 30 MILLION QUID 
new LAMBETH COUNCIL initiative. 

It doesn't "precisely" explain where the NEW TOILETS 
will be altho it'll obviously be somewhere 
in the mis-named so-called WINDRUSH area.  

There will be plently of excrement about for the said multi storey 
30 MILLION QUID 
swanky modern luxury facility to accomodate. 
In order to make the expense appear more rational 
in these hyper economically straightened times 
the 30 MILLIION QUID Brixton super toilets will be tagged 
"THE NEW LAMBETH TOWN HALL". 
And use-wise the current TOWN HALL flushed onwards to it.  

Anyway, to anybody with a reasonable amount of suss 
given the level of "CRAP" running LAMBETH's so called COUNCIL 
to re-accomodate it in a SUPER TOILET 
would not seem massively inappropriate. 

It is supposed that this brown stuff innnovation 
came out of the head space of 
BARONESS IMOGEN WALKER of LARKHALL - HERE - 
who has responsibility for the LAMBETH ENVIRONMENT.  

Oh and by the way the STOCKWELL LIDL SUPERMARKET 
which snob STOCKWELL LABOUR COUNCILLORS 
tried to stop being built has now opened.

This blogspot not unreasonably satirises the South London Press
news item - check it out and you'll have got the guff!

Wednesday 2 October 2013

STRAIGHT UP! A PAT ON THE BACK FOR LANSDOWNE GARDENS "TOM".


Above is LANSDOWNE GARDENS "TOM's" HELPFUL NOTICE 
re a bunch of LOST KEYS having been found and how to make
contact to get them. I have edited the phone number 
Tom gave as this blogspot is merely to acknowledge 
the kindness and consideration with which he has acted.
Not a lot of folk would have gone to the trouble that 
TOM obviously had. If you LEFT CLICK on the image 
it will ENLARGE and be much more fully visible and
you will also see that as I passed by and initially saw it on
the morning of Sunday 22 September I was so impressed
at TOM's kindness and consideration that I scribbled
a "thank you" in biro above the TEXT. I was on
the way to NINE ELMS FLEA MARKET 
and YE BELLA "BREAD PUDDING"
(see previous BLOGSPOT immediately below).

OKAY, ONCE AGAIN A "THANK YOU!" 
TO "TOM" FOR HIS NOBLE ENVEAVOUR! 

Tuesday 1 October 2013

EXCLUSIVE. NINE ELMS SUNDAY MORNING MARKET DHSS BREAD PUDDING!

LEFT CLICK on pic to visually enlarge your PUDD APPETITE!
Don't be shy get down to NINE ELMS and indulge yourself
with mouth watering home made brilliant 
BREAD PUDDING.
Of course you don't have to be on BENEFITS to indulge but 
IF YOU ARE ...."NO PROBLEM".
Irresistable!
Twenty slices please and get a move on!
Mmmmmmmmm ........mmm.....
And as for PRISON inmates not being able to SMOKE
no problem they wouldn't want to if there was 
LOVELY NINE ELMS "QUALITY" BREAD PUDD!