Wednesday 25 September 2013

"EVENING STANDARD" LONDON JOURNALISM DISGRACEFULLY BELOW "STANDARD" TONIGHT.

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Friday 20 September 2013

LOO'S NOOS - WEST END & CENTRAL STOCKWELL. "CRAP" LAMBETH COUNCIL.

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AT THE TOP - MARGARET PEPPER'S WEST END EXTRA 
LETTER OF 13 SEPTEMBER 2013.
BELOW - IAN CAMERON's "STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH"
WEST END EXTRA LETTER OF 20 SEPTEMBER 2013.
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The WEST END EXTRA newspaper is available on-line. 
The "LETTERS" therein are easily identifiable. The referred to ON-LINE edition of the important 2006 Public toilets report  "AN URGENT NEED" is available HERE.

CLICK HERE for an example of the unending countrywide concerns. 

Thursday 19 September 2013

WMD. GUTTED! WEEKEND of MASSIVE DISAPPOINTMENT!

Gutted! A BLAIR lawyer held at gunpoint over the weekend 
and they got the wrong BLAIR! 
His lawyer daughter by mistake! - link HERE.  

Bet there was a sizeable contingent of security at TONY FORK TONGUED BLAIR'S son's weekend wedding. Guests would have needed quite a scrub down after attending that.

WMD - a WEEKEND of MASSIVE DISAPPOINTMENT.  
Not since the brave guy suddenly as though from out of nowhere confronted diabolical lying war criminal lawyer TONY BLAIR at the LEVESON ENQUIRY was there a 
closer possiblity of BLAIR THE SCUMBAG 
getting his come uppance. 

Mind you there is another BLAIR HOLD UP going on - 
and not much reporting about that.  
Here we are refering to the un-ending hold-up with the publication of the CHILCOT ENQUIRY REPORT into the two WMD lying scumbags BLAIR and depressive ALISTAIR CAMPBELL.   

Anyway we live in hope that one day BLAIR will get his 
richly deserved cum uppance.  
It'll be like the death of THATCHER all over again 
in the Celebratory sense. 

Tuesday 17 September 2013

EXCLUSIVE. SAINSBURY'S NINE ELMS COPS SEXY TEA BREAKS.

LEFT CLICK ON THIS HERE "COP TEA BREAKS" REPORT TO ENLARGE AND READ ALL ABOUT IT. "SEXY COP TEA BREAKS" ARE THE NEW PLOD IN-THING.

Well as we all know very many cop stations are set for closure - for instance see HERE - and some are already shut and the new announced mode will be for there to be "POLICE CONTACT POINTS" in your local SAINSBURY's or some other local supermarket - and wowee SAINSBURY'S NINE ELMS - see HERE - is known to be one such programmed "cop contact point".  

Not quite sure as of this moment in which part of the SUPER MARKET complex the SEX COPS TEA BREAKS will take place. From my knowledge of the women who actually work in the NINE ELMS "take a cuppa" facility they would hardly indulge SEXY COPPERS but we'll have to wait and see.  S'pose local JOANNA LUMLEY - HERE - who shops there will have to keep her eyes well peeled. 

'Course at the STRINGFELLOWs and SPEARMINT RHINO cop contact point establishments which we've blogged about before - HERE - we'll wait and see and for sure a spot of TEA BREAK COP SEX wouldn't be such a surprise therein.     

Given what happened locally back in late July 2005 I'm not remotely inclined (despite her name) to fancy a CRESSIDA DICK TEA BREAK - see HERE.  Mind you she could expect get her end away over in HOLLOWAY to where she and a few other trigger happy plod killers well deserve to be relocated.  

Mind you it all fades into insignificance when you recal the UNDERCOVER COPS ON DUTY 24/7 x 365 etcetera revelations - fathering kids with women who didn't even know who these male specimens really were, and then they buggered off for good into the blue yonder and fanny's yer aunt so to speak. I supose when the UNDERCOVER COPS were pro-creating they were just having TEA BREAKS.

Saturday 14 September 2013

UTTERLY MORONIC DAILY TELEGRAPH BLOGGER TIM STANLEY IN LOO PIDDLE TRAUMA. PLEASE LOOK AWAY NOW!

VERY IMPORTANT - LEFT CLICK ONCE ON THE ABOVE IMAGE 
TO INCREASE TEXT SIZE AND THEN CLICK A 2ND TIME 
TO FURTHER IMPROVE DISPLAY AND TO READ AND PERUSE. 
THE LINK FOR THE DT BLOG IS HERE.

Let's all pray that this would-be piddler twit TIM STANLEY never gets caught short 
at BRIXTON in ELECTRIC AVENUE and has to pee pee in the men's 
fairly open plan urinal in nearby POPE'S ROAD. 
Folk would be queuing all the way up Brixton Hill 
just to take a sneaky peep at his greatest nation on earth dinkum.

His world is awash with women's loos while he can barely find an 
accomodating spot to get "ULTRA PRIVATE" pee pee relief.  
Poor thing. 

On busy Clapham High Street of a Friday through to Sunday nights 
as we all know there are absolutely acres of on-street 
WOMEN'S PUBLIC LOO'S 
and ZERO MALE PROVISION.  
And its the same 
in the CENTRAL STOCKWELL AREA 24/7 x 365. 

Poor moronic TIM STANLEY how on this earth will he ever survive.
His loo's blogspot is about the worst I've ever seen.

PATHETIC PLUS!


Sunday 1 September 2013

NO CHUKKA UMUNNA TOILET ROLLS ON THIS LADY'S MENU. AND SHE'S NOT EVEN CORRALED AS A NIGERIAN WITCH!

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and "READ ALL ABOUT IT!"  TOILET ROLL NOSH UPS WITH 
PEANUT BUTTER! Scrumptious plus eh?? 

Ah herewith todays SUNDAY MIRROR spread about LOUISA HOWARD. She will only nosh WHITE toilet rolls so CHUKKA UMUNNA is most unlikely to get a look in. And if she was actually NIGERIA BASED it'd be incredibly likely she;d be corralled into one of their many  WITCH ENCAMPMENTS.  She might even feature in the UK NIGERIAN WATCH freebee MONTHLY - CLICK HERE - at page 9 right alongside smoothy CHUKKA. Indeed she might well feature in one of that publications regular Monthly "Folk Tales by Moonlight" (page 40).    

SATIRE AND COMMENTS ASIDE 

SATIRE AND COMMENTS ASIDE (AND UNLIKE SIMON COWELL'S LOVE LIFE ETC) THE ABOVE SUNDAY MIRROR FEATURE IS VERY WORTHWHILE INTERESTING AND WELL WORTH A READ.