Friday 29 October 2010

"DAVID ROBIN KELLY COOK" - A SHORT "HEAVENLY DIRTY WASHING" POEM.



"DAVID ROBIN KELLY COOK"
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David Robin Kelly Cook
are now with godo upstairs
they're talkin' shop
they never stop
they're definitely not in prayer
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they're talkin' dirty washin'
extremely shitty no doubt
no chance they'll now be
cold-shouldered or sacked
'n' there's plenty of it about.
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Short poem I wrote a year or two back (August 2005)
during one of my < Sicilian > trips.
Robin Cook had then recently died.
It occasionally passes me by so thought I'd share it.

Wednesday 27 October 2010

LAMBETH COMMUNITY TOILET SCHEME - INDEPENDENT ON-STREET SIGNAGE.

THE NOTT - COMMUNITY TOILET SCHEME ON-STREET SIGNAGE.
LAMBETH COUNCIL COMMUNITY TOILET SCHEME LOGO

CENTRAL STOCKWELL CTS PARTICIPANT -
THIRD SPACE BAR & LOUNGE.
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The Council's Street Care Department which largely orchestrates the somewhat discordant so-called COMMUNITY TOILET SCHEME (CTS) - and also its rather rarer on-street Public Toilet facilities (only 4 such facilities nowadays still exist across the whole borough) - have now begun - under pressure - to erect "on-street CTS signage" to publicise nearby premises which have toilet facilities which the public can freely use. The above top photo shows one such newly erected CTS sign for THE NOTT - a nearby premises on the Wandsworth Road in the general vicinity of SAINSBURY's and THE SOUTHBANK CLUB.
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The above NOTT signage is located at the traffic lights at the Wandsworth Road - Wilcox Road intersection. This development has not been publicised on the Stockwell Labour Party Blog STANDUPFORSTOCKWELL because its practitioners are probably on a lay down and anyway public toilet provision has never been a consistant enthusiasm among those brethen - Stockwell Labour URINE BIKES of course are another matter. Of course to be fair to them tweet tweet tweet what with Maggie Thatcher being laid-up in hospital and their hero War Criminal Tony Blair being recalled by Chilcott they must be preoccupied and worried sick. 'Specially Middlesboro Pete (Bowyer) - he originally forked out 50p to join the Labour Party and times are definitely getting even harder.
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There is now off-premises on-street CTS signage for most of the CLAPHAM, STOCKWELL and VAUXHALL premises that offer CTS facilities - in all they total about 13 premises and now all but 4 have nearby on-street signage tho' it's presence is likely only fairly slowly to be espied by the locals for what it actually is. As yet there's no on-street CTS signage for the THIRD SPACE BAR & LOUNGE - a very very recent CTS participant facility - in fact the very very first at CENTRAL STOCKWELL - again no mention of it to date on the STANDUPFORSTOCKWELL (if only!!) BLOG.
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Anyway the on-street CTS signage is an improvement and in the background hassling for improvement has quietly been going on and Lambeth Council Street Care sleuths have been having their slumbers interrupted. The hassling sure isn't over yet -
oh no not by a long chalk.
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The Central Stockwell THIRD SPACE BAR & LOUNGE opens every day. Except Mondays. But not until 3pm - and sometimes can be further delayed
as per today when the above photo was taken after 3pm.
Maybe they got "caught-short"!

Monday 25 October 2010

ANIMAL RIGHTS SENTENCING JUDGE CUTLER "FREE SPEECH" BULLSHITER.

HAROLD PINTER'S ANTI WAR POEM "DEMOCRACY"
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One of the examples being publicised today re the
activities of the Huntingdon Animal Rights activists.
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Its clear from some of the Animal Rights ephemera items currently being reproduced in the media in reporting the prision sentences dished out to the half dozen or so Animal Rights Anti Huntingdon Life Sciences campaigners that not all examples were intimidatory but were fair comment and ultimately aimed at individuals whose activities were an anathema to the activists concerned. Some of their communications were therefore well within what one should regard as reasonable Free Speech limits.
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Sentencing Judge Cutler pontificated that Free Speech is allowed but blah blah blah ... the usual half truths. PEACE NEWS in its recent September edition briefly reported on the case of anti Afghan War Resister Corporal Joe Glenton who got 6 months imprisonment for attending and speaking at an anti war rally and who had refused to return to fight in Afghanistan. Glenton had told how he was not allowed to speak out against the war but that service personel who spoke out in favour of the war were left quite free to do so.
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Its the same, to a degree, with this Toilet Watch blog in being outspoken re LAMBETH COUNCIL's now decades long negligence re local central Stockwell public toilet provision - in effect of course non provision. Local Stockwell Ward Councillors make the convenient accusation of abusive communications etc., when in fact what is done is quite fair comment at their blatant political shortcomings.

Councillor Imogen Walker actually a professional actress no less commented recently that she has felt insulted and thus has never ever responded - you would think the world of the theatre and film etcetera never features pointed political comment - Harold Pinter must being smirking in his grave or even reciting his angry bellicose four letter word anti war poems aimed at the criminal political warmongering antics of Bush, Blair and Berlusconi. Our Stockwell Ward Councillors need to get a life and grow up.

Thursday 21 October 2010

REMBRANDT STRIKES BACK AGAINST ROTTEN BORO' OF LAMBETH.

Boy did she need a pee!

Tuesday 19 October 2010

THE ROYAL SCUMMY BORO' OF LAMBETH. NEED A STOCKWELL LOO? TOO BAD!

Click on image to enlarge the 21st --- Century unsavoury spectacle. ------Stand well back.

Sunday 17 October 2010

GARETH PEIRCE & MICHAEL MANSFIELD - TWO ABSOLUTELY BLOODY LOVELY SUNDAY SURPRISES!

----------------MICHAEL MANSFIELD Q.C.

------------- SOLICITOR GARETH PEIRCE.
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Two absolutely welcome surprises when generally there is so much bad naff news. Mansfield was on "DESERT ISLAND DISCS". Week after week on this prog' the same boring end note - "okay so you're off to the Desert Island with your obligatory copies of The Bible and Shakespeare ...." blah blah blah. You just long for someone to say "hey hold on I'd prefer something else thank you very much" and Mansfield did it. He asked for "THE RIGHTS OF MAN" by THOMAS PAINE instead of The Bible. Kirsty Young lost it momentarily and muttered "okay but we're likely to get people writing in to complain" and so forth. Anyway a truly lovely alternative choice. Couldn't have been better.
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Then on to YOU TUBE by way of simple coincidence perchance to see if there were any vid's of donkeys years hyper active London Solicitor GARETH PEIRCE. And wowee there she was. In its entirety the whole of her July 2010 BLOODY SUNDAY MEMORIAL LECTURE - "SET THE TRUTH FREE". This blogger was away in July and hadn't known that she'd given this lecture and its up there on YOUTUBE in its entirety. Her delivery is amazingly indeed exceptionally careful and considered of course, and as a result of her decades of ultra commitment she is extremely well informed. Thank you Gareth Peirce. She's changed since the mid Seventies - has got even wiser!
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Two absolutely bloody lovely Sunday surprises. Don't worry too much Kirsty you'll survive. Imagine all those supermarket shoppers in long queues muttering to one another that "that Mansfield bloke only asked for Tom Paine on his Desert Island instead of The Bible ... oh dammit I've forgotten me PIN number now". Well for Kilroy it was 2 extra Bonus Cards and both on the same day too!

Thursday 7 October 2010

FOR THE RED BARONESS IMOGEN WALKER OF LARKHALL WALLED-IN COMMUNITY A CELEBRATORY NATIONAL POETRY DAY HAROLD PINTER ODE AND NOT A SINGLE F WORD.

THE BARONESS TEE'S OFF!
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RED! RED! RED!
in Blairite tooth and claw
who on God's earth
could possibly ask for more.
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With dirty hands
and a brave heart
to make amends
she faces the lens
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"there you are"
Oh My God
let the cry go forth
"PEDESTALS FOR PENSIONERS"
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bellowing beseeching screaming
she collapses spent utterly exhausted.
From Leningrad to Larkhall
Walled-In Community
BLOOD RED SOCIALISM!
REVOLUTION!

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HAROLD PINTER.
Stockwell Ward.
National Poetry Day.
7 October 2010.

Wednesday 6 October 2010

IMOGEN WALKER BREAK THROUGH! PEDESTALS 4 PENSIONERS!!

She's not even on her >> BORIS URINE BIKE!
Not a bad old tee shirt - all we need now
are actual public toilets at Central Stockwell!!
clock her hand gesture - "there you are".
What an actress - definitely got what it takes.
What an "OASIS" local "public loos" would be in
ultra busy CENTRAL STOCKWELL
especially after none for 22 years.